








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
808 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,051 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 340 | 17% |
| Smokes | 495 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 673 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 543 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $186,269 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bober jebani | 68% | 28 |
| #2 | J2xx | 64% | 47 |
| #3 | Kardiin | 63% | 19 |
| #4 | pingu - | 62% | 50 |
| #5 | katlamaja duo | 59% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pingu - | 7 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | J2xx | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | katlamaja duo | 4 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | Johnny Bravo | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Bober jebani | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pingu - | 167 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | J2xx | 131 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kardiin | 73 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | Johnny Bravo | 60 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Bober jebani | 44 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fleezzz' | +3.80 | 71 | 72 |
| #2 | Lipp | +3.17 | 83 | 55 |
| #3 | pingu - | +2.71 | 69 | 77 |
| #4 | Kardiin | +2.17 | 94 | 68 |
| #5 | Sick boy | -0.29 | 75 | 56 |





