








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 193 matches | ||
| Wingman | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1810 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,109 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2938 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2367 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2551 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1253 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $917,480 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teme ツ | 49% | 87 |
| #2 | Hornaa | 47% | 239 |
| #3 | Era | 45% | 371 |
| #4 | Pikkis | 44% | 181 |
| #5 | Musti | 38% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teme ツ | 49% | 87 |
| #2 | Hornaa | 47% | 239 |
| #3 | Era | 45% | 371 |
| #4 | Pikkis | 44% | 181 |
| #5 | Musti | 38% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pikkis | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Hornaa | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Teme ツ | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Era | 2 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hornaa | 787 | 0.16 | 24 min |
| #2 | Era | 190 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #3 | Pikkis | 130 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #4 | Musti | 36 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Teme ツ | 30 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hornaa | +2.88 | 72 | 66 |
| #2 | Era | +0.50 | 68 | 50 |
| #3 | Pikkis | -0.75 | 63 | 58 |
| #4 | Sameleon | -2.25 | 53 | 56 |
| #5 | Teme ツ | -2.28 | 39 | 50 |





