








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 39 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 303 matches | ||
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4553 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,325 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4278 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3144 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3960 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1943 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $693,403 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teme ツ | 53% | 87 |
| #2 | Musti | 51% | 35 |
| #3 | Era | 49% | 294 |
| #4 | Pikkis | 48% | 468 |
| #5 | Sameleon | 47% | 239 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teme ツ | 53% | 87 |
| #2 | Musti | 51% | 35 |
| #3 | Era | 49% | 294 |
| #4 | Pikkis | 48% | 468 |
| #5 | Sameleon | 47% | 239 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pikkis | 6 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | Sameleon | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Teme ツ | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Era | 2 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sameleon | 558 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #2 | Pikkis | 239 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #3 | Era | 157 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #4 | Musti | 44 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Teme ツ | 28 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hornaa | +2.65 | 73 | 56 |
| #2 | Era | -0.25 | 68 | 51 |
| #3 | Pikkis | -1.60 | 61 | 46 |
| #4 | Sameleon | -1.88 | 51 | 59 |
| #5 | Teme ツ | -2.13 | 41 | 49 |





