








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 292 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2951 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,783 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1799 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2480 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3255 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2249 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $787,477 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 5N0 | 64% | 47 |
| #2 | tulleyy | 56% | 100 |
| #3 | forehead | 56% | 43 |
| #4 | ChampChong | 54% | 69 |
| #5 | Jimmy | 52% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | SORN | 44% | 36 |
| #12 | Jitz | 44% | 72 |
| #13 | lisan al gaib | 43% | 35 |
| #14 | Invekt | 42% | 59 |
| #15 | AK-47 | 26% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 5N0 | +4.45 | 89 | 59 |
| #2 | AK-47 | +2.30 | 84 | 61 |
| #3 | ChampChong | +2.28 | 80 | 56 |
| #4 | awa | +1.92 | 85 | 49 |
| #5 | forehead | +1.05 | 81 | 68 |





