








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 235 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 99 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1241 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,574 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1648 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1388 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1255 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1283 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $211,890 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | julmEzhA=DDD! | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | sienikoira | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | DIMZEY | 59% | 34 |
| #4 | Mali | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | kNSTA | 57% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | PASKA?e | 36% | 11 |
| #13 | mikke | 35% | 17 |
| #14 | robful | 33% | 12 |
| #15 | Keijo | 33% | 18 |
| #16 | Rake | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mali | 2 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | dige | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | sienikoira | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DIMZEY | 158 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #2 | julmEzhA=DDD! | 142 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #3 | Mali | 85 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | dige | 83 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | mikke | 77 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VNTRX ๑ﭥ | +2.93 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | Defense | +1.11 | 69 | 79 |
| #3 | tinez | +1.08 | 86 | 74 |
| #4 | PASKA?e | +1.01 | 92 | 54 |
| #5 | julmEzhA=DDD! | +0.80 | 79 | 73 |





