








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 2 different maps


Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
593 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,440 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 216 | 15% |
| Smokes | 386 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 319 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 519 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $167,711 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Regsa89 | 41% | 59 |
| #2 | PlehnGonzo | 39% | 56 |
| #3 | Naver Smølf | 38% | 60 |
| #4 | Edward Snowden | 30% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Regsa89 | 41% | 59 |
| #2 | PlehnGonzo | 39% | 56 |
| #3 | Naver Smølf | 38% | 60 |
| #4 | Edward Snowden | 30% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naver Smølf | 6 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | PlehnGonzo | 6 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Regsa89 | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Edward Snowden | 3 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naver Smølf | 118 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | Regsa89 | 102 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | PlehnGonzo | 78 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Edward Snowden | 40 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henning-Håndgranat | +1.19 | 54 | 50 |
| #2 | PlehnGonzo | +0.74 | 61 | 59 |
| #3 | Naver Smølf | -0.29 | 28 | 62 |
| #4 | Regsa89 | -2.59 | 34 | 84 |
| #5 | Edward Snowden | -3.07 | 12 | 69 |





