








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
225 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 845 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 179 | 21% |
| Smokes | 242 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 238 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 186 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $55,181 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aL3x | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Eure Brechheit | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | BACHK1PPE | 50% | 24 |
| #4 | JeRakaBaka | 45% | 22 |
| #5 | moon | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aL3x | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Eure Brechheit | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | BACHK1PPE | 50% | 24 |
| #4 | JeRakaBaka | 45% | 22 |
| #5 | moon | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BACHK1PPE | 3 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BACHK1PPE | 77 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | Eure Brechheit | 34 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | JeRakaBaka | 33 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | aL3x | 8 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #5 | moon | 4 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aL3x | +3.42 | 55 | 58 |
| #2 | BACHK1PPE | +1.17 | 64 | 63 |
| #3 | JeRakaBaka | +0.39 | 84 | 73 |
| #4 | Tym | -0.35 | 65 | 52 |
| #5 | moon | -1.89 | 67 | 56 |





