








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 565 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 355 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4095 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,330 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4588 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4561 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2961 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3220 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,427,992 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 252 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JeRakaBaka | 52% | 336 |
| #2 | Tym | 50% | 24 |
| #3 | Eure Brechheit | 50% | 165 |
| #4 | flashwrap | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JeRakaBaka | 52% | 336 |
| #2 | Tym | 50% | 24 |
| #3 | Eure Brechheit | 50% | 165 |
| #4 | flashwrap | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JeRakaBaka | 13 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | flashwrap | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Eure Brechheit | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JeRakaBaka | 739 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | Eure Brechheit | 371 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | flashwrap | 83 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Tym | 47 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BACHK1PPE | +1.47 | 71 | 61 |
| #2 | JeRakaBaka | +0.64 | 76 | 66 |
| #3 | Tym | -0.35 | 65 | 52 |
| #4 | flashwrap | -0.70 | 53 | 66 |
| #5 | Eure Brechheit | -1.72 | 60 | 65 |





