








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 276 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 157 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2632 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,716 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4512 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2811 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2754 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2639 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $349,620 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 559 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NathanS | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | Carry Potter | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | D!NX | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | Groll | 51% | 63 |
| #5 | IceWolf | 49% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Groll | 51% | 63 |
| #5 | IceWolf | 49% | 55 |
| #6 | FainT | 40% | 45 |
| #7 | jpfistN | 36% | 14 |
| #8 | HARU | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IceWolf | 8 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | Groll | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Carry Potter | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | FainT | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | HARU | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Groll | 166 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | D!NX | 118 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #3 | IceWolf | 111 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | FainT | 103 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | HARU | 82 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IceWolf | +1.54 | 58 | 49 |
| #2 | Carry Potter | +1.47 | 77 | 71 |
| #3 | D!NX | +0.81 | 63 | 70 |
| #4 | jpfistN | +0.74 | 69 | 65 |
| #5 | renes0n | +0.07 | 54 | 65 |





