








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 674 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3972 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,061 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2229 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2659 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2910 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2263 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,638,485 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 192 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | *wink* | 17 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Xenoslave | 13 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | ChrisP.Bacon | 11 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | shabne | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | mazu | 7 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | *wink* | 865 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #2 | mazu | 524 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | Xenoslave | 516 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #4 | ChrisP.Bacon | 401 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #5 | Ditzy | 289 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Healer | +3.54 | 83 | 49 |
| #2 | kenny | +3.11 | 71 | 59 |
| #3 | Xenoslave | +1.62 | 66 | 59 |
| #4 | ChrisP.Bacon | -0.00 | 60 | 50 |
| #5 | *wink* | -0.42 | 27 | 68 |





