








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 344 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 198 matches | ||
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3340 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,743 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4006 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4626 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2955 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4156 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,149,243 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Aitoo | 55% | 192 |
| #2 | RepijĀ | 54% | 209 |
| #3 | ✪ Hadowlife | 52% | 262 |
| #4 | Edzku | 51% | 226 |
| #5 | kiKKELIN TUURA | 50% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ✪ Hadowlife | 52% | 262 |
| #4 | Edzku | 51% | 226 |
| #5 | kiKKELIN TUURA | 50% | 139 |
| #6 | McMuffin | 39% | 23 |
| #7 | Todo | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edzku | 11 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | ✪ Hadowlife | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | RepijĀ | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | ✪Aitoo | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | kiKKELIN TUURA | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Hadowlife | 1148 | 0.20 | 33 min |
| #2 | RepijĀ | 548 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #3 | Edzku | 390 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #4 | kiKKELIN TUURA | 198 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | ✪Aitoo | 150 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Hadowlife | +2.15 | 76 | 80 |
| #2 | kiKKELIN TUURA | +0.64 | 65 | 64 |
| #3 | ✪Aitoo | +0.31 | 64 | 56 |
| #4 | Onɛy | -0.04 | 68 | 69 |
| #5 | RepijĀ | -0.50 | 44 | 77 |





