








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 342 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 213 matches | ||
| Wingman | 109 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4298 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,894 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4830 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4497 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2442 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 4125 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $612,942 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -blizz- | 56% | 59 |
| #2 | Fruits | 54% | 67 |
| #3 | Mac | 52% | 82 |
| #4 | Psycho | 52% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -blizz- | 56% | 59 |
| #2 | Fruits | 54% | 67 |
| #3 | Mac | 52% | 82 |
| #4 | Psycho | 52% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fruits | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Psycho | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | -blizz- | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Mac | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mac | 342 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | Psycho | 226 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | -blizz- | 175 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | Fruits | 169 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mac | +2.04 | 75 | 64 |
| #2 | Fruits | +1.63 | 87 | 63 |
| #3 | Crazy | +1.39 | 85 | 56 |
| #4 | -blizz- | -1.28 | 69 | 61 |
| #5 | Psycho | -1.66 | 67 | 70 |





