








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 344 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1597 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,783 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1096 | 9% |
| Smokes | 5061 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 4103 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1523 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $336,007 of utility $45 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 220 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slamming Avant-Cyber Shitgrind | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | Bl.u | 51% | 347 |
| #3 | Willow_The_Wisp | 50% | 256 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slamming Avant-Cyber Shitgrind | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | Bl.u | 51% | 347 |
| #3 | Willow_The_Wisp | 50% | 256 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Willow_The_Wisp | 23 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Bl.u | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Slamming Avant-Cyber Shitgrind | 4 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Willow_The_Wisp | 950 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #2 | Bl.u | 167 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| #3 | Slamming Avant-Cyber Shitgrind | 17 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bl.u | +3.08 | 56 | 28 |
| #2 | Willow_The_Wisp | +0.28 | 32 | 62 |
| #3 | Slamming Avant-Cyber Shitgrind | -0.77 | 31 | 35 |
| #4 | Pyruxen | -1.57 | 15 | 41 |





