








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 498 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 263 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4291 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,438 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3027 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2870 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3035 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2506 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,894,662 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1598 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThatDeagleGuy | 52% | 87 |
| #2 | thegreengamer | 50% | 129 |
| #3 | HelleForHelvede | 46% | 225 |
| #4 | HanneFraHR | 46% | 57 |
| #5 | MrNoHit | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HelleForHelvede | 22 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | daddy wafande | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | ThatDeagleGuy | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | HanneFraHR | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Mini Mus <3 | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HelleForHelvede | 677 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #2 | HanneFraHR | 192 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | ThatDeagleGuy | 111 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | thegreengamer | 98 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | daddy wafande | 66 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thegreengamer | +1.05 | 71 | 66 |
| #2 | HanneFraHR | +0.97 | 49 | 84 |
| #3 | Ɇpiȼ | +0.49 | 60 | 64 |
| #4 | HelleForHelvede | +0.33 | 48 | 82 |
| #5 | Mini Mus <3 | +0.31 | 42 | 60 |





