








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1684 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 478 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10160 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 45,435 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 19024 | 42% |
| Smokes | 11326 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 10139 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4946 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,862,824 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 476 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [MS-15] Karny | 770 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | -]TLC[- Karomiep | 679 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #3 | iamdeniz | 631 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #4 | [MS-15]Alvarrarn | 555 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #5 | ExyQ.HEADHUNTER | 469 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hurensohn | +5.66 | 93 | 64 |
| #2 | xSyir0X | +4.88 | 82 | 44 |
| #3 | [MS-15] Karny | +4.32 | 92 | 65 |
| #4 | ExyQ.HEADHUNTER | +4.29 | 84 | 57 |
| #5 | mrk🔷 | +2.24 | 70 | 60 |





