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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 448 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 294 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 1,207 | |
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2014 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,094 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3031 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4021 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3605 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3437 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,115,410 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 150 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🍺Brothaz2.0 | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | ☕Brothaz2 | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Kakan ツ | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Gyroscope | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | (PB)Spinky | 2 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☕Brothaz2 | 749 | 0.27 | 14 min |
| #2 | 🍺Brothaz2.0 | 632 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #3 | Kakan ツ | 165 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | cannonfodder Garth | 119 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | Gyroscope | 76 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Stadler | +2.57 | 76 | 66 |
| #2 | Gyroscope | +1.82 | 16 | 61 |
| #3 | 🍺Brothaz2.0 | +1.77 | 56 | 60 |
| #4 | Zwonek | +1.13 | 51 | 64 |
| #5 | ☕Brothaz2 | +0.94 | 53 | 58 |





