








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 19 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
840 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,558 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 506 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1055 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 957 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1040 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $439,165 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HuiNiJia | 56% | 61 |
| #2 | 巭孬嫑粜 | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | Pitted Pan | 49% | 49 |
| #4 | G PRO X SUPERDUPERLIGHT | 49% | 45 |
| #5 | jichu | 48% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | G PRO X SUPERDUPERLIGHT | 49% | 45 |
| #5 | jichu | 48% | 96 |
| #6 | chill player | 44% | 32 |
| #7 | Cho | 37% | 27 |
| #8 | No more gamba | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jichu | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | 巭孬嫑粜 | 3 | 0.0200 |
| #3 | chill player | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jichu | 186 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | Pitted Pan | 172 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | HuiNiJia | 124 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | chill player | 92 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | G PRO X SUPERDUPERLIGHT | 86 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HuiNiJia | +1.68 | 56 | 83 |
| #2 | G PRO X SUPERDUPERLIGHT | +1.63 | 69 | 58 |
| #3 | jichu | +1.52 | 68 | 64 |
| #4 | Pitted Pan | +1.45 | 75 | 54 |
| #5 | Cho | +0.23 | 45 | 55 |





