








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1545 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,831 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1515 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1568 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1423 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1325 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $270,567 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanna-Peche | 50% | 167 |
| #2 | HusHusH | 49% | 168 |
| #3 | e l ı a s | 49% | 164 |
| #4 | 센 Sen | 47% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanna-Peche | 50% | 167 |
| #2 | HusHusH | 49% | 168 |
| #3 | e l ı a s | 49% | 164 |
| #4 | 센 Sen | 47% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanna-Peche | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | HusHusH | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | e l ı a s | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | 센 Sen | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HusHusH | 790 | 0.22 | 22 min |
| #2 | Kanna-Peche | 617 | 0.18 | 19 min |
| #3 | e l ı a s | 443 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #4 | 센 Sen | 228 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HusHusH | +1.15 | 84 | 73 |
| #2 | e l ı a s | +0.37 | 72 | 77 |
| #3 | Kanna-Peche | +0.28 | 76 | 73 |
| #4 | Dieu | -0.65 | 72 | 59 |
| #5 | 센 Sen | -1.93 | 73 | 49 |





