








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1964 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,065 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2298 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2930 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1753 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2084 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $440,230 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanna-Peche | 49% | 194 |
| #2 | HusHusH | 49% | 209 |
| #3 | Dieu | 49% | 164 |
| #4 | 센 Sen | 47% | 164 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanna-Peche | 49% | 194 |
| #2 | HusHusH | 49% | 209 |
| #3 | Dieu | 49% | 164 |
| #4 | 센 Sen | 47% | 164 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dieu | 10 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Kanna-Peche | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | HusHusH | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | 센 Sen | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HusHusH | 996 | 0.23 | 28 min |
| #2 | Kanna-Peche | 746 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #3 | Dieu | 395 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | 센 Sen | 248 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HusHusH | +0.78 | 84 | 73 |
| #2 | Kanna-Peche | +0.41 | 77 | 73 |
| #3 | e l ı a s | +0.39 | 74 | 77 |
| #4 | Dieu | -0.70 | 72 | 59 |
| #5 | 센 Sen | -1.97 | 74 | 48 |





