








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1518 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 786 | 29% |
| Smokes | 664 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 376 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 892 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $732,018 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 339 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InConS1stEnt | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | kyle | 76% | 17 |
| #3 | Jcobi (I am a munch) | 51% | 61 |
| #4 | gooey louie | 46% | 24 |
| #5 | mEHMET^PEEK | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jcobi (I am a munch) | 148 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | gooey louie | 88 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | E🅿hraim | 79 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | kyle | 73 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #5 | InConS1stEnt | 61 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InConS1stEnt | +3.56 | 87 | 73 |
| #2 | E🅿hraim | +2.94 | 86 | 53 |
| #3 | Jcobi (I am a munch) | +2.09 | 72 | 40 |
| #4 | kyle | +1.40 | 81 | 66 |
| #5 | gooey louie | +1.22 | 67 | 55 |





