








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 45 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1007 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,513 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 683 | 45% |
| Smokes | 366 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 60 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 404 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $444,555 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 180 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mother of Dragons | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Hundy P | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | inda | 59% | 41 |
| #4 | jrt | 57% | 30 |
| #5 | doctorp118 | 53% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Murdey | 190 | 0.35 | 5 min |
| #2 | doctorp118 | 167 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | inda | 115 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | jrt | 64 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Hundy P | 39 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doctorp118 | +2.37 | 62 | 58 |
| #2 | jrt | +2.12 | 71 | 46 |
| #3 | Mother of Dragons | +1.45 | 59 | 67 |
| #4 | inda | +1.19 | 75 | 56 |
| #5 | Hundy P | +0.77 | 72 | 72 |





