








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 435 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 140 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1501 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,896 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1610 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1845 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1318 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1123 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $786,459 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 砲 | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | DxN | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | Niners | 55% | 85 |
| #4 | Chet Lemon | 46% | 100 |
| #5 | Bogg | 45% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bogg | 260 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | Chet Lemon | 110 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | Mick | 107 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Niners | 97 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | DxN | 58 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DxN | +7.01 | 92 | 53 |
| #2 | Bogg | +3.60 | 57 | 66 |
| #3 | 砲 | +2.69 | 53 | 50 |
| #4 | Big Jubs | +2.21 | 62 | 64 |
| #5 | Chet Lemon | -0.84 | 44 | 43 |





