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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 213 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3693 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,363 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4233 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4045 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5002 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3083 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $612,627 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 一位失败的奥地利画家 | 61% | 99 |
| #2 | 真正的 donk666 冠军选手 | 51% | 106 |
| #3 | 大黑鸡爱好者 | 48% | 283 |
| #4 | |l||||||||lll|lll|||l|l | 47% | 55 |
| #5 | fL4TuL4Nt DiGG | 43% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 真正的 donk666 冠军选手 | 51% | 106 |
| #3 | 大黑鸡爱好者 | 48% | 283 |
| #4 | |l||||||||lll|lll|||l|l | 47% | 55 |
| #5 | fL4TuL4Nt DiGG | 43% | 84 |
| #6 | 清冲 清冲 Xi Chin Ping | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 大黑鸡爱好者 | 31 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | 真正的 donk666 冠军选手 | 23 | 0.0116 |
| #3 | |l||||||||lll|lll|||l|l | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | 一位失败的奥地利画家 | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | 清冲 清冲 Xi Chin Ping | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 大黑鸡爱好者 | 277 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #2 | 真正的 donk666 冠军选手 | 155 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | |l||||||||lll|lll|||l|l | 83 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | 清冲 清冲 Xi Chin Ping | 43 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | 一位失败的奥地利画家 | 42 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 真正的 donk666 冠军选手 | +3.57 | 80 | 42 |
| #2 | 一位失败的奥地利画家 | +2.06 | 84 | 13 |
| #3 | |l||||||||lll|lll|||l|l | +1.17 | 61 | 42 |
| #4 | Tomacco | -0.25 | 58 | 54 |
| #5 | 大黑鸡爱好者 | -1.31 | 48 | 38 |





