








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1340 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7464 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,270 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11160 | 44% |
| Smokes | 3582 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 7224 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3304 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,275,707 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1223 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apollo | 45% | 510 |
| #2 | Kepler | 44% | 407 |
| #3 | Windrammer | 44% | 55 |
| #4 | FLiiKR | 43% | 300 |
| #5 | BananaMan | 37% | 203 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apollo | 45% | 510 |
| #2 | Kepler | 44% | 407 |
| #3 | Windrammer | 44% | 55 |
| #4 | FLiiKR | 43% | 300 |
| #5 | BananaMan | 37% | 203 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apollo | 61 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | BananaMan | 12 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Kepler | 11 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | FLiiKR | 11 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Windrammer | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FLiiKR | 1250 | 0.21 | 32 min |
| #2 | Apollo | 1064 | 0.10 | 29 min |
| #3 | Kepler | 310 | 0.04 | 8 min |
| #4 | BananaMan | 118 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | Windrammer | 15 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FLiiKR | +4.64 | 87 | 76 |
| #2 | ⚡aben | +1.18 | 79 | 70 |
| #3 | Kepler | -0.66 | 61 | 48 |
| #4 | Apollo | -2.08 | 31 | 50 |
| #5 | BananaMan | -3.67 | 20 | 39 |





