








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 491 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7183 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,208 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7196 | 40% |
| Smokes | 3572 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3423 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4017 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $734,163 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 404 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3gn | 70% | 37 |
| #2 | Arthax | 63% | 91 |
| #3 | Karl | 63% | 24 |
| #4 | нιgнℓαη∂єя | 57% | 111 |
| #5 | Ok4y | 56% | 317 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Croxel | 50% | 38 |
| #9 | jacӄ | 50% | 56 |
| #10 | soos | 50% | 64 |
| #11 | Beru | 49% | 77 |
| #12 | eisi | 49% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arthax | +5.89 | 86 | 64 |
| #2 | wiblash | +4.15 | 90 | 65 |
| #3 | Felwur | +2.05 | 78 | 50 |
| #4 | нιgнℓαη∂єя | +1.23 | 69 | 59 |
| #5 | Croxel | +0.48 | 61 | 67 |





