








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 512 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 2,026 | |
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1226 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,321 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 905 | 27% |
| Smokes | 737 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 900 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 779 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $279,516 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _init | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Lådde | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | Nequam | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | Göösey | 50% | 24 |
| #5 | eliberate | 48% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Malenkig | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | Göösey | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | emalit | 1 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eliberate | 254 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #2 | Malenkig | 112 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Göösey | 45 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | debban | 21 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | Nequam | 18 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maxaki | +5.08 | 75 | 72 |
| #2 | _init | +2.16 | 54 | 65 |
| #3 | eliberate | +1.31 | 64 | 85 |
| #4 | Nequam | -0.59 | 69 | 58 |
| #5 | Göösey | -1.58 | 25 | 63 |





