








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 192 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1175 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,133 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1383 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1162 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1173 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1415 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $465,996 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ItsFilko | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Gritzi | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | CH3D3R | 43% | 67 |
| #4 | Granny Fucker | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ItsFilko | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Gritzi | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | CH3D3R | 43% | 67 |
| #4 | Granny Fucker | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CH3D3R | 6 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CH3D3R | 174 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | ItsFilko | 27 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | Gritzi | 26 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Granny Fucker | 6 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CH3D3R | +4.11 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | ItsFilko | +3.69 | 75 | 70 |
| #3 | Lark2002 | -1.91 | 47 | 55 |
| #4 | Gritzi | -1.95 | 24 | 48 |
| #5 | Granny Fucker | -3.46 | 25 | 51 |





