








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 176 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1349 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,104 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1653 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1319 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1465 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1667 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $416,596 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 💸DunderÅke💸 | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | HaxarN | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | ❆Dennis ❆ | 47% | 15 |
| #4 | poogers™ | 38% | 13 |
| #5 | dEAd/Hnsn | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 💸DunderÅke💸 | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | HaxarN | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | ❆Dennis ❆ | 47% | 15 |
| #4 | poogers™ | 38% | 13 |
| #5 | dEAd/Hnsn | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HaxarN | 1 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | dEAd/Hnsn | 1 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | 💸DunderÅke💸 | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 💸DunderÅke💸 | 36 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #2 | poogers™ | 19 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | dEAd/Hnsn | 14 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | ❆Dennis ❆ | 11 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | HaxarN | 6 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poogers™ | +5.83 | 61 | 51 |
| #2 | 💸DunderÅke💸 | +2.23 | 52 | 65 |
| #3 | ❆Dennis ❆ | -0.87 | 21 | 33 |
| #4 | HaxarN | -1.16 | 27 | 49 |
| #5 | Mr.J✯ | -1.31 | 37 | 54 |





