








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 211 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2387 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,883 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1316 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1659 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2933 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1975 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $296,111 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zz | 100% | 15 |
| #2 | Nacas | 97% | 33 |
| #3 | 𝙃𝘽 ✿ | 96% | 45 |
| #4 | みこ'^' | 95% | 42 |
| #5 | R | 94% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 21/11/22 | 271 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | CRXNASTY | 164 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | sus | 114 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | shift66 | 99 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | みこ'^' | 99 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zz | +7.75 | 82 | 65 |
| #2 | みこ'^' | +5.87 | 95 | 52 |
| #3 | R | +4.58 | 92 | 63 |
| #4 | CS2D | +4.27 | 96 | 50 |
| #5 | doink | +4.08 | 81 | 50 |





