








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 264 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2016 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,584 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1194 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1270 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 663 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1457 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $760,734 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nomez | 58% | 76 |
| #2 | Bejerholm! | 58% | 45 |
| #3 | AK-Freak | 57% | 80 |
| #4 | Crow | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | Warning | 56% | 156 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Warning | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | AK-Freak | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Nomez | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | ?R3D | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Bejerholm! | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Warning | 234 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | ?R3D | 222 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | Nomez | 145 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Crow | 136 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #5 | AK-Freak | 107 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Decoy | +2.76 | 95 | 54 |
| #2 | Nomez | +2.37 | 73 | 62 |
| #3 | HASHIRAMA SENJU | +0.65 | 60 | 70 |
| #4 | Thrane | +0.29 | 78 | 63 |
| #5 | AK-Freak | -0.34 | 68 | 65 |





