








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2022 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 671 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 118 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




225 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11879 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 49,060 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14875 | 30% |
| Smokes | 10388 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 10362 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 13435 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,432,412 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3827 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TiO2 | 66% | 88 |
| #2 | caramelsandwich | 57% | 165 |
| #3 | Pogdonovich | 56% | 319 |
| #4 | knilgames | 54% | 313 |
| #5 | ACE4OUR7EVEN | 51% | 463 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | knilgames | 36 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | caramelsandwich | 32 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | Zec | 30 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | ACE4OUR7EVEN | 24 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | 98 in 4 | 11 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zec | 1226 | 0.20 | 25 min |
| #2 | ACE4OUR7EVEN | 1195 | 0.12 | 25 min |
| #3 | knilgames | 1032 | 0.16 | 24 min |
| #4 | Pogdonovich | 411 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #5 | caramelsandwich | 244 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pogdonovich | +3.02 | 83 | 64 |
| #2 | caramelsandwich | +2.22 | 81 | 53 |
| #3 | Daddy Xi Ping | +1.63 | 59 | 56 |
| #4 | 98 in 4 | +1.41 | 74 | 19 |
| #5 | ACE4OUR7EVEN | +0.19 | 56 | 63 |





