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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 288 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3299 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,192 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1436 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1677 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2767 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1312 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,200,196 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 308 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anti parazi | 54% | 67 |
| #2 | Turb | 51% | 233 |
| #3 | D R E A M | 49% | 89 |
| #4 | hazz | 49% | 259 |
| #5 | CryptoGuyJerry | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hazz | 818 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #2 | D R E A M | 481 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #3 | Turb | 383 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #4 | anti parazi | 208 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | wundae2 | 101 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wundae2 | +5.10 | 56 | 44 |
| #2 | hazz | +2.42 | 67 | 51 |
| #3 | anti parazi | +2.39 | 81 | 60 |
| #4 | Turb | +0.84 | 82 | 48 |
| #5 | D R E A M | -0.27 | 71 | 68 |





