








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1041 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Faceit | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3948 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,829 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4065 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3353 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1526 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1885 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,241,638 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 467 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Helena | 55% | 42 |
| #2 | Jeriri | 53% | 58 |
| #3 | aquarius-- | 52% | 174 |
| #4 | Basedgod | 51% | 134 |
| #5 | Miruko | 50% | 246 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miruko | 1086 | 0.22 | 32 min |
| #2 | aquarius-- | 996 | 0.28 | 27 min |
| #3 | Basedgod | 455 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #4 | Shdau | 271 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #5 | Pheb | 239 | 0.28 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ERROR | +1.94 | 79 | 56 |
| #2 | aquarius-- | +1.91 | 68 | 71 |
| #3 | Helena | +1.11 | 89 | 67 |
| #4 | Tomi Härmälä | +0.83 | 68 | 66 |
| #5 | Miruko | +0.81 | 74 | 60 |





