








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 386 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2757 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,080 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1476 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1646 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2320 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1638 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $974,714 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raeptor | 57% | 23 |
| #2 | SPASTIAN REINSTEIGER | 52% | 60 |
| #3 | Tasharel | 50% | 30 |
| #4 | xyaN_ | 49% | 49 |
| #5 | topkek | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | topkek | 47% | 15 |
| #6 | mrTN | 44% | 90 |
| #7 | .Darioush`-´ | 44% | 16 |
| #8 | GMbo | 41% | 105 |
| #9 | m0NZ; ♕ | 33% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GMbo | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | SPASTIAN REINSTEIGER | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | mrTN | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | xyaN_ | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | topkek | 2 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GMbo | 229 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | SPASTIAN REINSTEIGER | 208 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | mrTN | 200 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | m0NZ; ♕ | 150 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #5 | xyaN_ | 90 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | topkek | +3.44 | 91 | 69 |
| #2 | mrTN | +2.16 | 67 | 69 |
| #3 | .Darioush`-´ | +0.99 | 82 | 61 |
| #4 | xyaN_ | +0.84 | 73 | 63 |
| #5 | Raeptor | +0.34 | 84 | 56 |





