








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 808 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 221 matches | ||
| Faceit | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4954 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,324 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6447 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4791 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4771 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4315 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,341,536 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1284 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mirbs | 68% | 34 |
| #2 | vede | 62% | 58 |
| #3 | Myrdsi | 60% | 82 |
| #4 | Jomppe | 58% | 115 |
| #5 | koupe | 56% | 215 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jomppe | 878 | 0.37 | 24 min |
| #2 | SMUPPE. | 864 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #3 | koupe | 776 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #4 | TokuToku | 340 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | Mil | 232 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | calgy | +2.15 | 81 | 74 |
| #2 | vede | +0.47 | 67 | 66 |
| #3 | SMUPPE. | +0.21 | 61 | 71 |
| #4 | TokuToku | +0.00 | 69 | 63 |
| #5 | Jomppe | -0.13 | 44 | 77 |





