








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 159 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 138 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1641 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,577 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2194 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1812 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1771 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1800 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $394,805 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 99 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mzRmeister | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | bepposias | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | G a l l i | 62% | 26 |
| #4 | Fr0zT- | 60% | 25 |
| #5 | Alx__ Ray Geld :) | 58% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Victus | 56% | 72 |
| #9 | chap | 55% | 44 |
| #10 | FlecT | 51% | 79 |
| #11 | IccE. | 50% | 14 |
| #12 | scratchyy- | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Victus | 7 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | IccE. | 3 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | scratchyy- | 2 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | FlecT | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | -jhN | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlecT | 338 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #2 | Victus | 261 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | mzRmeister | 170 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #4 | chap | 121 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Smeggy | 95 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mzRmeister | +2.90 | 84 | 80 |
| #2 | bepposias | +2.39 | 74 | 75 |
| #3 | Alx__ Ray Geld :) | +2.19 | 92 | 70 |
| #4 | IccE. | +1.42 | 81 | 70 |
| #5 | chap | +1.34 | 82 | 61 |





