








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1606 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,606 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1472 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1220 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1133 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 781 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $421,635 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ลฝutiMrav | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | hlebiX | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | kvaki | 53% | 66 |
| #4 | Taksvejedno | 50% | 44 |
| #5 | ๐
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ฝ๐๐โข | 48% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๐
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ฝ๐๐โข | 153 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | kvaki | 139 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Taksvejedno | 59 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | todije | 30 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Hrco | 28 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kvaki | +2.99 | 68 | 59 |
| #2 | kinko | +2.20 | 78 | 65 |
| #3 | hlebiX | +1.47 | 74 | 47 |
| #4 | ๐
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ฝ๐๐โข | +0.59 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | Hrco | -0.33 | 63 | 61 |





