








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 325 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1787 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,372 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1489 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1477 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1223 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1183 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $588,476 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Havi | 57% | 21 |
| #2 | ninzaa | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | Jekku | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | verbe | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | paris | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raivis | 11 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | nurmonhurja | 9 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | Jana | 6 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | Polli | 2 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Havi | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raivis | 353 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #2 | nurmonhurja | 137 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Jana | 131 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | Polli | 61 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jekku | 58 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raivis | +3.53 | 83 | 56 |
| #2 | paris | +3.14 | 58 | 70 |
| #3 | Jekku | +2.70 | 85 | 81 |
| #4 | Polli | +1.20 | 56 | 72 |
| #5 | Japetzky | +1.06 | 63 | 55 |





