








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 96 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1004 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,174 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1271 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1206 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 741 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 956 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $250,294 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Havi | 58% | 65 |
| #9 | paris | 57% | 53 |
| #10 | Bämse | 55% | 20 |
| #11 | verbe | 47% | 17 |
| #12 | Robinhood | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Polli | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raivis | 187 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | nurmonhurja | 160 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Polli | 117 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Havi | 96 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | paris | 86 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raivis | +2.44 | 76 | 72 |
| #2 | paris | +1.95 | 64 | 69 |
| #3 | Jekku | +1.85 | 83 | 76 |
| #4 | rankki on pelkkiä pikseleitä | +1.32 | 47 | 69 |
| #5 | Polli | +1.02 | 66 | 67 |





