








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Renown | 45 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2580 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,865 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2426 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2852 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2221 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2366 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $317,669 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 975 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ottawa | 564 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #2 | Seion | 200 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | 00N0X | 188 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | Sancho | 180 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | canttouchme9 | 142 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScRUbby Mc FucKfUcK | +2.18 | 73 | 60 |
| #2 | canttouchme9 | +1.71 | 75 | 44 |
| #3 | MEW2 | +1.41 | 67 | 58 |
| #4 | Seion | +1.32 | 54 | 70 |
| #5 | Average Homeboy | +1.24 | 76 | 63 |





