








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 229 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1842 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,692 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2420 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1904 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2273 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2095 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $431,944 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 178 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twiffty | 65% | 74 |
| #2 | tyreett | 64% | 39 |
| #3 | mo_JaZzM4n | 58% | 43 |
| #4 | Waschi | 56% | 25 |
| #5 | ThE_F4me | 53% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | mo_JaZzM4n | 58% | 43 |
| #4 | Waschi | 56% | 25 |
| #5 | ThE_F4me | 53% | 62 |
| #6 | Bob_Marley | 50% | 38 |
| #7 | MoldenMoc | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThE_F4me | 12 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | mo_JaZzM4n | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | twiffty | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Bob_Marley | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | tyreett | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twiffty | 249 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | ThE_F4me | 192 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | mo_JaZzM4n | 154 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | tyreett | 93 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Bob_Marley | 85 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThE_F4me | +2.45 | 82 | 60 |
| #2 | Waschi | +1.78 | 79 | 62 |
| #3 | twiffty | +0.42 | 75 | 65 |
| #4 | I n T e X | +0.23 | 73 | 72 |
| #5 | Bob_Marley | -0.12 | 55 | 64 |





