








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 583 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 235 matches | ||
| Faceit | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 190 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3073 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,986 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2919 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4179 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4502 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3386 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,587,238 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1001 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | M1Kɘe | 56% | 170 |
| #3 | kamikazics | 56% | 27 |
| #4 | VapiiDw0w~ | 53% | 313 |
| #5 | GuessWho_Reborn | 48% | 155 |
| #6 | 4GRessive | 47% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4GRessive | 300 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #2 | M1Kɘe | 243 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | VapiiDw0w~ | 208 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #4 | GuessWho_Reborn | 153 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | kamikazics | 93 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VapiiDw0w~ | +2.94 | 82 | 46 |
| #2 | GuessWho_Reborn | +0.42 | 63 | 54 |
| #3 | M1Kɘe | +0.27 | 69 | 56 |
| #4 | kamikazics | -0.05 | 67 | 58 |
| #5 | 4GRessive | -1.04 | 63 | 63 |





