








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 427 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 452 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4717 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,234 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4162 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4644 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5174 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4254 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,330,688 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FunnyTurtles12 | 53% | 474 |
| #2 | PvE Player | 51% | 604 |
| #3 | Krõbe Pee90n | 50% | 118 |
| #4 | Indigowizdom | 48% | 244 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FunnyTurtles12 | 53% | 474 |
| #2 | PvE Player | 51% | 604 |
| #3 | Krõbe Pee90n | 50% | 118 |
| #4 | Indigowizdom | 48% | 244 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PvE Player | 25 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | FunnyTurtles12 | 17 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Indigowizdom | 12 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Krõbe Pee90n | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PvE Player | 1378 | 0.11 | 32 min |
| #2 | FunnyTurtles12 | 726 | 0.07 | 17 min |
| #3 | Indigowizdom | 700 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #4 | Krõbe Pee90n | 317 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FunnyTurtles12 | +1.80 | 58 | 61 |
| #2 | PvE Player | +0.36 | 57 | 61 |
| #3 | Indigowizdom | -1.18 | 65 | 63 |
| #4 | Krõbe Pee90n | -1.26 | 35 | 62 |
| #5 | 01000111 | -1.41 | 50 | 57 |





