








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 54 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
489 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,072 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 544 | 26% |
| Smokes | 637 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 454 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 437 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $268,059 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | tjomas | 30% | 30 |
| #9 | Sbouty | 29% | 7 |
| #10 | Na0 | 25% | 4 |
| #11 | MajMariaDk | 25% | 4 |
| #12 | №₁ misser21 | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dreasen!-_- | +2.81 | 86 | 69 |
| #2 | ♿SPANKY NIELSEN ♿ | +2.69 | 89 | 75 |
| #3 | Chip!ツ | +1.38 | 57 | 72 |
| #4 | ¯\ (ツ) /¯ Dasse ¯\ (ツ) /¯ | +1.28 | 84 | 74 |
| #5 | Na0 | -0.66 | 70 | 53 |





