








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
508 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,039 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 163 | 16% |
| Smokes | 313 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 267 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 296 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $183,528 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smiley | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Valito | 47% | 19 |
| #3 | ☂️ ✘aiizyツ | 47% | 15 |
| #4 | xqus | 46% | 13 |
| #5 | IMTH0MAS | 43% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IMTH0MAS | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Valito | 2 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | xqus | 1 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | smiley | 1 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | bringebær | 1 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smiley | +3.31 | 91 | 51 |
| #2 | IMTH0MAS | +2.55 | 87 | 64 |
| #3 | Асгеир | +2.54 | 63 | 60 |
| #4 | bringebær | +2.04 | 84 | 45 |
| #5 | BottlePisser420 | +1.86 | 63 | 45 |





