








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 625 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1909 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,195 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2628 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1962 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 640 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 1965 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $753,229 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ska | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | Rotschopf | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Cookie | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | fRESh | 52% | 61 |
| #5 | Nickson | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fRESh | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Panda | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | kk | 2 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | spraysn | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Jonawski | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fRESh | 379 | 0.31 | 13 min |
| #2 | Blizzii | 91 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | Nickson | 85 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | Marshal223 | 72 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #5 | spraysn | 61 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fRESh | +3.41 | 80 | 86 |
| #2 | G.Punkt | +1.72 | 66 | 68 |
| #3 | kk | +0.77 | 66 | 74 |
| #4 | Rotschopf | +0.43 | 86 | 59 |
| #5 | Blizzii | +0.25 | 83 | 66 |





