








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1271 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,297 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1113 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1257 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1087 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 840 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $464,777 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔭𝔢𝔯̶1̶𝔫𝔤𝔢 | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | Frostis™ (איש השלג) | 51% | 97 |
| #3 | vanino | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | Knasen01 | 50% | 56 |
| #5 | Örsk | 39% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Frostis™ (איש השלג) | 51% | 97 |
| #3 | vanino | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | Knasen01 | 50% | 56 |
| #5 | Örsk | 39% | 66 |
| #6 | Måsen | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Örsk | 14 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | Knasen01 | 8 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | vanino | 6 | 0.0154 |
| #4 | Måsen | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | 𝔭𝔢𝔯̶1̶𝔫𝔤𝔢 | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Örsk | 296 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | Frostis™ (איש השלג) | 243 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | Knasen01 | 68 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | vanino | 55 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | 𝔭𝔢𝔯̶1̶𝔫𝔤𝔢 | 39 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vanino | +4.56 | 72 | 64 |
| #2 | 𝔭𝔢𝔯̶1̶𝔫𝔤𝔢 | +3.69 | 74 | 71 |
| #3 | Frostis™ (איש השלג) | +0.19 | 63 | 70 |
| #4 | Örsk | +0.05 | 61 | 63 |
| #5 | Knasen01 | -0.86 | 58 | 45 |





