








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 74 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1488 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,157 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 758 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1045 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1107 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 247 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,196,285 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kingrat | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Pulu | 51% | 39 |
| #3 | Pherseshöns | 49% | 99 |
| #4 | Motimäki | 49% | 140 |
| #5 | Slime enjoyer | 45% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pherseshöns | 339 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | Slime enjoyer | 234 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | Motimäki | 227 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | Kingrat | 131 | 0.40 | 4 min |
| #5 | Pulu | 107 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kingrat | +6.15 | 75 | 88 |
| #2 | Pherseshöns | +4.59 | 80 | 76 |
| #3 | Holycrusader | +3.86 | 66 | 60 |
| #4 | Motimäki | +2.86 | 79 | 53 |
| #5 | Pulu | +0.71 | 69 | 74 |





