








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 232 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1435 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,887 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1673 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1552 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1307 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1355 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $483,242 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RHYTHM | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | Calle_Kant | 57% | 28 |
| #3 | hugo | 51% | 79 |
| #4 | Babakaris vapenverkstad | 48% | 40 |
| #5 | BurkeN^ | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Al Pacinodarji | 47% | 64 |
| #7 | M1 | 47% | 64 |
| #8 | Emilio ♛ | 46% | 108 |
| #9 | daniMilio | 45% | 47 |
| #10 | Hawa | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Babakaris vapenverkstad | 8 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | Emilio ♛ | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | hugo | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | M1 | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Al Pacinodarji | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hugo | 491 | 0.29 | 14 min |
| #2 | M1 | 401 | 0.30 | 10 min |
| #3 | Emilio ♛ | 326 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | Al Pacinodarji | 169 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | Babakaris vapenverkstad | 76 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hugo | +2.96 | 66 | 82 |
| #2 | M1 | +1.55 | 80 | 70 |
| #3 | Calle_Kant | +1.32 | 82 | 69 |
| #4 | daniMilio | +0.62 | 71 | 48 |
| #5 | MajmooN | +0.24 | 67 | 62 |





