








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 72 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1332 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,539 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 931 | 26% |
| Smokes | 800 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 905 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 903 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $533,570 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Calle_Kant | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | hugo | 63% | 71 |
| #3 | M1 | 58% | 55 |
| #4 | Babakaris vapenverkstad | 57% | 70 |
| #5 | Al Pacinodarji | 56% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Al Pacinodarji | 56% | 85 |
| #6 | Emilio ♛ | 52% | 127 |
| #7 | MajmooN | 45% | 47 |
| #8 | Hawa | 44% | 25 |
| #9 | BurkeN^ | 43% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hugo | 12 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | M1 | 9 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | Emilio ♛ | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Babakaris vapenverkstad | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | BurkeN^ | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hugo | 455 | 0.32 | 13 min |
| #2 | Emilio ♛ | 398 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #3 | M1 | 309 | 0.29 | 8 min |
| #4 | MajmooN | 278 | 0.28 | 8 min |
| #5 | Al Pacinodarji | 245 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1 | +3.58 | 81 | 57 |
| #2 | hugo | +2.97 | 63 | 79 |
| #3 | Calle_Kant | +1.84 | 84 | 68 |
| #4 | daniMilio | +0.66 | 72 | 48 |
| #5 | MajmooN | +0.29 | 69 | 60 |





